I know, I’m spaghetti and you’re sober.
I know, I’m spaghetti and you’re sober.
“I guess I should probably go wash this period blood off my dick.”
taking back sunday
Moptops
New wave motherfuckers
“Do you need any stamps, envelopes, or boxes while you’re here (post office)?”
“Um, do you have some paper clips? I need to drop off resumes. Like 5 or 6 would be good.”
“I don’t think statuatory rape counts if she’s (miley cirus) famous.”
“Dude you disappeared on me with that chick.”
“I came outside and you were leaving the party!”
“You were inside for like thirty minutes. I had better shit to do like take bong rips and eat burgers.”
“Sex dungeon is what I call my room.”
“You mean the one you share with your twin brother at home?”
“The incest dungeon.”
“She had her pleasure trojans. The ribbed ones.”
“P90x looks hard. I was laying on the couch watching it. Man, it sucks.”
